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SANTA BANTA JOKES
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Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
Santa was smoking in front of his father
Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
Santa to Doctor
Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.
Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor, It caught fire, How will you escape?
Santa: Its very simple, I will stop my imagination..!!
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