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JOKES
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rother Sister Funny Sms
UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: hey! hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: Yes! who r u?
HE: Tera bhai.. ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!
A dead boy was taken to heaven
A dead boy was taken to heaven.
God was shocked to see has heartbeats.
Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart.
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The boy was sent to hell for overacting.
Tumahri pant pichese phati hui hai
Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai
Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho.
Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.
Pappu said to girl: I love u
Pappu said to girl: I love u.
but the girl replied: sorry, i love someone else.
Pappu in sad mood looked at the girl n said:
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bataun teri maa ko??
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