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LIFE ITs NOT a JOKE


Recipe for a Happy New Year
Take 12 fine, full-grown months. 

See that these are thoroughly cleansed from all old memories of bitterness, rancor, hate, and jealousy. Cut these months into 30 or 31 equal parts. 

This batch will keep for one year. Do not attempt to make more than one batch at a time... many people spoil the entire lot in this way. 

Prepare one day at a time as follows: 
Into each day, 
put 12 parts of faith, 
11 of patience, 

10 of courage, 
9 of work (some people omit this ingredient and spoil the flavor of the rest), 
8 of hope, 
7 of fidelity, 
6 of open-mindedness, 
5 of kindness, 
4 of rest -- (leaving this out is like leaving the oil out of the salad don't do it), 
3 of prayer, 
2 of meditation, 
and 1 of well-selected resolution. 

If you have no conscientious scruples, add a teaspoonful of good spirits, a dash of fun, a pinch of folly, a sprinkling of play and a heaping cupful of good humor. 

Pour love liberally into the whole, and mix with vim. Cook thoroughly in a fervent heat. Garnish with a few smiles and a sprig of joy; then serve it with quietness, unselfishness and cheerfulness

Give Your Best to Relationship
A boy and a girl were playing together.The boy had a collection of marbles.The girl had some sweets with her. 

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. 

The girl agreed. 

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. 

The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised. 

That night, girl slept peacefully. 

But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble. 

Moral of the story: 

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. 

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc. 

Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully!

ATTITUDE
1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude. 

Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark 

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark. 

ONE: Don't miss the boat. 

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat. 

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 

SIX: Build your future on high ground. 

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage... The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile. 

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

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