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CRICKET JOKES
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Why India Won the Cricket (Quarter Final world Cup) match vs Australia
Virend(R)a
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvara(J)
Gaut(A)m
Rai(N)a
Dhon(I)
Virat (K)ohli
Harbhaj(A)n
Zaheer Kha(N)
Munaf Pa(T)el
As(H)win
Please get vegetables from market.
Dhoni,s MOTHER: Please get vegetables from market. .
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.Dhoni-Not today, mom, people are angry with us, because we lost the SA match..
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.Moth er:Wear my sari and go, nobody will recognize you. Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari. .
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1 Girl : Hi,D honi how are u? .
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.Dhoni gets shocked: how do you know?
GIRL:Abey!i am nehra..!!!
Introducing T20 Format In Exams
Reduce Exam Time By 1 Hr & Marks By 50
Introduce Breaks After Each 15 Mins
1st 30 Mins Power Play No Teacher In D Class
Cheer Girls In Every Class
They'll Dance When We Take Additional Sheets…
Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die…
Laxman: Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)….
Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.
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