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SANTA BANTA SMS


Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau

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