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FAMILY SMS


My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha
Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha.
Beta ghar aya..
Baap: kaha gaya tha
Beta: dost k ghar
Baap kya kr rha tha movie dekh rha tha
Baap: konsi?
Beta: english
Robot slaps the boy
Baap: batao konsi wali?
Beta: ok!! Porn!!
Baap: main jab tumhari umar ka tha tab mujhe porn ka matlab bhi nai pata tha
Robot slaps the man!!
Mom: akhir apka hi to beta hai!! haha
Robot slaps the woman.

Most Superior example of love in our life
Most Superior example of love in our life:
When apples are 3 &
we are 4 members in the house., Then mom says,
I dont like apples!

Boy and a girl loved each other but their parents refused
Boy and a girl loved each other but their parents refused for their marriage.
They decided to go for court marriage.
When the girl had to sign, she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced Her to change her decision.
The poster had a picture of a baby girl and the caption written under it was,
“ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA”
This small caption had a big meaning.
So never ditch ur parents bcoz if u can’t be faithful to ur parents who loved u, cared for u, brought u up for so many yrs, how can u be
faithful to the man who has just been with u for a few months or yrs.

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