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MEN VS WOMEN JOKES
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AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
SHE: I waited so long for this.
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than to do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
>>Read from bottom to top<<
The gender discrimination
IF A GIRL LAUGHS LOUDLY,
SHE IS CHEERFUL.
IF A BOY LAUGHS LOUDLY,
HE IS MANNERLESS.
IF A GIRL TALKS SWEETLY,
SHE IS CHARMING.
IF A BOY TALKS SWEETLY,
HE IS A FLIRT.
IF A GIRL IS SILENT,
SHE IS SAD.
IF A BOY IS SAD,
HE IS BEING RUDE.
IF A GIRL WALKS INTO A GROUP,
IT IS A GROUP.
IF A BOY WALKS INTO A GROUP,
IT IS A "GANG".
7 True Facts About Girl Friends
7 True Facts About Girl Friends
7 True Facts About Girl Friends
Believe It!- (Based on Research of Frustrated BF's)
1. Most Important Thing For
a GF Is FINANCIAL SECURITY !
2. Although This Is Important,
They Still Go Out & Buy Expensive Clothes(And that too from their bf's budget)
3. Although They Always BuyExpensive Clothes, According to them, they Never Have Anything Good To Wear ! (For that too BF is held responsible)
4. Although They Never Have Nothing Good To Wear They Always Dress Beautifully !
5. Although They Always Dress Beautifully, They Are Never Satisfied !
6. Although They Are Never Satisfied, They Always Expect their BF To Compliment Them !
7. Although They Expect BF To Compliment Them, When They Do They Don't Believe Them ...
Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk?
Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk?
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!"
Wife: Suddenly in a soft polite voice "Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!"
Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop!
Wife: Go to hell, you jerk!
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