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AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
SHE: I waited so long for this. HE: Do U want me to leave? SHE: No. never! HE: Do U love me? SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do. HE: Did you ever cheat me? SHE: I would rather die than to do it. HE: Will you kiss me? SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure. HE: Will you hurt me? SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person. HE: Can I trust you? SHE: Yes. HE: Oh, Darling! To know AFTER WEDDING: >>Read from bottom to top<<
The gender discrimination
IF A GIRL LAUGHS LOUDLY, 
SHE IS CHEERFUL. 
IF A BOY LAUGHS LOUDLY, 
HE IS MANNERLESS. 

IF A GIRL TALKS SWEETLY, 
SHE IS CHARMING. 
IF A BOY TALKS SWEETLY, 
HE IS A FLIRT. 

IF A GIRL IS SILENT, 
SHE IS SAD. 
IF A BOY IS SAD, 
HE IS BEING RUDE. 

IF A GIRL WALKS INTO A GROUP, 
IT IS A GROUP. 
IF A BOY WALKS INTO A GROUP, 
IT IS A "GANG".

7 True Facts About Girl Friends ‎7 True Facts About Girl Friends ‎7 True Facts About Girl Friends
Believe It!- (Based on Research of Frustrated BF's) 

1. Most Important Thing For 
a GF Is FINANCIAL SECURITY ! 

2. Although This Is Important, 
They Still Go Out & Buy Expensive Clothes(And that too from their bf's budget) 

3. Although They Always BuyExpensive Clothes, According to them, they Never Have Anything Good To Wear ! (For that too BF is held responsible) 

4. Although They Never Have Nothing Good To Wear They Always Dress Beautifully ! 

5. Although They Always Dress Beautifully, They Are Never Satisfied ! 

6. Although They Are Never Satisfied, They Always Expect their BF To Compliment Them ! 

7. Although They Expect BF To Compliment Them, When They Do They Don't Believe Them ... 

Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk? Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk?
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!" 

Wife: Suddenly in a soft polite voice "Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!" 

Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop! 

Wife: Go to hell, you jerk!

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