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FUNNY JOKES
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Ek din devdas ne paaru ke ghar mein susu kar diya
Ek din devdas ne paaru ke ghar mein susu kar diya..
Paaru: Tuney kya kiya?
Devdas: Tere pyaar mey itna dukh mila ki aansu apna raasta bhul gaya..
Ek Sindhi haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.
Ek SINDHI haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho.
Sindhi dettol ki sheeshi foot gyi hai,
aise hi thodi waste hone denge.
La teri bhi ungli kaat du.
You look so perfect with incredible body
Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop!
Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!
Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!
Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online.
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