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ECONOMIST JOKES


For three years, the young assistant professor took his vacations at a country inn
For three years, the young assistant professor took his vacations at a country inn. He had an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the child would have my name!" 

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and we finally decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than an economist." 

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a practical economist, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
Economist in bed?
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. 

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order - she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed. 

A Economist opened the door of his BMW
A Economist opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car camealong and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When thepolice arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterlyabout the damage to his precious BMW. 

"Officer, look what they'vedone to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You Economist's are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retortedthe officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that youdidn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the Economist, finally noticing the bloodyleft shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"

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