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COLLEGE SCHOOL JOKES
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Commerce professor asks, the students:
Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?
Freaky Replied:
Father-in-Law..!!
Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the
Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!
Teacher : Why are u late?
Teacher : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on time.
Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”
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