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COLLEGE JOKES
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Father to Son
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai
Teacher: Kya matlab?
Golu: Ji wo
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.
Maths teacher asked
Maths teacher asked JOHNY:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?
JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.
In exam hall a girl to santa
In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
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